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You may remember that Jonathan was laid low by gastroenteritis or fucking dysentery or something this weekend: lots and lots of intestinaly distress.

We spent the weekend sleeping in the same bed and kissing and just generally being up in each other’s business like always so in theory I should be similarly distressed by now. Just a bit of tummy gurgling and nausea that could be from high blood sugar.

The only real difference between us, other than my as-yet-underdeveloped teacher immune system, is the fact that I eat yogurt fairly often.

Probiotics work, bitches.

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To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape jokes are a problem.

I get it, you’re a decent guy. I can even believe it. You’ve never raped anybody. You would NEVER rape anybody. You’re upset that all these feminists are trying to accuse you of doing something or connect you to doing something that, as far as you’re concerned, you’ve never done and would never condone.

And they’ve told you about triggers, and PTSD, and how one in six women is a survivor, and you get it. You do. But you can’t let every time someone gets all upset get in the way of you having a good time, right?

So fine. If all those arguments aren’t going anything for you, let me tell you this. And I tell you this because I genuinely believe you mean it when you say you don’t want to hurt anybody, and you don’t see the harm, and that it’s important to you to do your best to be a decent and good person. And I genuinely believe you when you say you would never associate with a rapist and you think rape really is a very bad thing.

Because this is why I refuse to take rape jokes sitting down-

6% of college age men, slightly over 1 in 20, will admit to raping someone in anonymous surveys, as long as the word “rape” isn’t used in the description of the act.

6% of Penny Arcade’s target demographic will admit to actually being rapists when asked.

A lot of people accuse feminists of thinking that all men are rapists. That’s not true. But do you know who think all men are rapists?

Rapists do.

They really do. In psychological study, the profiling, the studies, it comes out again and again.

Virtually all rapists genuinely believe that all men rape, and other men just keep it hushed up better. And more, these people who really are rapists are constantly reaffirmed in their belief about the rest of mankind being rapists like them by things like rape jokes, that dismiss and normalize the idea of rape.

If one in twenty guys is a real and true rapist, and you have any amount of social activity with other guys like yourself, really cool guy, then it is almost a statistical certainty that one time hanging out with friends and their friends, playing Halo with a bunch of guys online, in a WoW guild, or elsewhere, you were talking to a rapist. Not your fault. You can’t tell a rapist apart any better than anyone else can. It’s not like they announce themselves.

But, here’s the thing. It’s very likely that in some of these interactions with these guys, at some point or another someone told a rape joke. You, decent guy that you are, understood that they didn’t mean it, and it was just a joke. And so you laughed.

And, decent guy who would never condone rape, who would step in and stop rape if he saw it, who understands that rape is awful and wrong and bad, when you laughed?

That rapist who was in the group with you, that rapist thought that you were on his side. That rapist knew that you were a rapist like him. And he felt validated, and he felt he was among his comrades.

You. The rapist’s comrade.

And if that doesn’t make you feel sick to your stomach, if that doesn’t make you want to throw up, if that doesn’t disturb you or bother you or make you feel like maybe you should at least consider not participating in that kind of humor anymore…

Well, maybe you aren’t as opposed to rapists as you claim.

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them-witches:

“A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.”

Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett

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Anonymous asked: You understand octopi have barb like teeth on each of the hundreds of cups on their tentacles which would absolutely not be pleasurable at all for that poor whale's penis.

bennyslegs:

you understand this could never really happen and so reality doesn’t really matter in this situation but thanks

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thebicker:

A friendly reminder that the War on Women is nothing new. It’s so cute how Republicans keep sputtering “b-b-but we fought for the Civil Rights Act! Democrats are the real bad guys!” and conveniently forget everything that has happened in their party since 1964.

thebicker:

A friendly reminder that the War on Women is nothing new. It’s so cute how Republicans keep sputtering “b-b-but we fought for the Civil Rights Act! Democrats are the real bad guys!” and conveniently forget everything that has happened in their party since 1964.

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