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laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing

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Seriously though where is the fic where Scott and Stiles (though mostly Stiles lbr) piss off a faerie who decides to take its revenge by cursing them so that they can’t be out of each other’s company for more than 48 hours without something terrible happening, and because Scott and Stiles are never apart for very long the faerie checks in day after day hoping to see the curse start to take its toll, but nothing seems to ever happen, and it gets more and more frustrated by its failure and thinks that maybe Scott’s true alpha status is protecting them from its magic, and then finally appears before them and tells them it’s conceding to a power greater than its own, and promises to remove all curses and never trouble them again, and Scott and Stiles are just like ‘dude who was that?’

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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favourite organs of ladies.

Renowned Feminist John Green

[Reblogged by Hank on 3/10/2014 in a Twenty Funniest and Most Adorable John Green Quotes post?????]

Haven’t we reached a pretty unanimous consensus that you shouldn’t sexualize breasts when talking about breast cancer?

Cause you know, breast cancer is actually not about your boner John?

Ughhhh what’s it gonna take for men to understand WOMEN’S ENTIRE EXISTENCE DOES NOT REVOLVE ABOUT YOUR BONER?

(via nerdfighterfighter)

Just the organs. Not the actual people who have to deal with it. We just care about the breasts, not the people attached to them. Good job. A+ way to make this about him. I didn’t think it could be done.His fiction skills are truly beyond mine.

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Exactly. EXACTLY.

The fact that this was considered one of his “most adorable” quotes is like… what.

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Breasts aren’t organs, they’re glands.

(via antiporn-activist)

I saw some people crying the age old, “But this quote was taken out of context!” Which… this doesn’t even need context, but I watched the video anyway just to hear it “in context”. Now I can officially say the context doesn’t matter. It’s just like his quote about nerd girls as “resources”. UGGGGGGH.

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WebMD says this is either pregnancy, appendicitis, gas, or ovarian cysts.

If I don’t spend all night and tomorrow morning vomiting or doubled over with shooting pains it’s probably safe to say it’s just gas.

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kevinbolk:

Wanted to a trio of famous astrophysicists as an art card set: Carl Sagan, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Stephen Hawking.  Might do more later, but I really wanted to have these three to start. :)

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